How Old Am I

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PostAdmin on 22nd September 2012, 6:47 am

A man decides 2 hve a face-lift 4 his birthday. He spends $5,000 & feels really gud about d results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand & buys a paper. B4 leaving, he says 2 d sales clerk, "I hope u don't mind me asking, bt how old do u think I am?" "About 35," was the reply. "I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy. After dat, he goes in2 McDonalds 4 lunch & asks d clerk d same question. d reply is, "oh, u luk about 29". "I am actually 47". Later, while standing at a bus stop, he asks an old woman d same question. She replies, "I am 85 years old, & my eyesight is going. Bt wen I was young, dere was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand ddere was no one around, d man thinks wht d hell & lets her slip her hand down his pants. Ten mins later, d old lady says, "Okay, It's done. u are 47." Stunned, d man says, "dat was brilliant. How did u do that?" d old lady replies, I was behind u @ McDonalds."

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