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PostDecency on 8th August 2012, 1:43 pm

A guy walks in2 a bar wit a small dog, d bartender says, "get out of here wit dat dog!" d guy says, "bt dis isn't jst any dog... dis dog can play d piano!" d bartender replies. "wel, if he can play dat piano, u both can stay... & hve a drink on d house!" so d guy sits d dog on d piano stool, & d dog starts playing. Ragtime, Mozart... & d bartender & patrons are enjoying d music. suddenly a bigger dog runs in, grabs d small dog by d scruff of d neck, & drags him out. d bartender asks d guy. "wht was dat all about?" d guy replies "oh, dat was his mother. she wanted him 2 be a doctor."
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PostLillian on 8th August 2012, 1:44 pm

Decency wrote:A guy walks in2 a bar wit a small dog, d bartender says, "get out of here wit dat dog!" d guy says, "bt dis isn't jst any dog... dis dog can play d piano!" d bartender replies. "wel, if he can play dat piano, u both can stay... & hve a drink on d house!" so d guy sits d dog on d piano stool, & d dog starts playing. Ragtime, Mozart... & d bartender & patrons are enjoying d music. suddenly a bigger dog runs in, grabs d small dog by d scruff of d neck, & drags him out. d bartender asks d guy. "wht was dat all about?" d guy replies "oh, dat was his mother. she wanted him 2 be a doctor."

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